How come W, "our man," isn't in show business with his tremendous acting, comedic, and entertaining ability. Why it's a "damn outrage!" This country "shouldn't stand" for that kind of "aggression." Maybe it's "allow that aggression to stand"-- it's hard to keep track of all the "eloquence" of that family these days.

On any day "our man" just absolutely outdoes his show business competitors such as David Letterman. W has "obviously missed his calling." But since he's "so tight with God," it shouldn't be long we'll be saying "Here's W" on the Tonight Show! W "just gotta stop holding back" on "his true talent."

Then we could "bring in" Ed McCheney as the straight man! Now that ain't so bad.